- Translation from my Spanish workbook from the “por vs. para” section: “I exchanged my dog for a bicycle.” Hmmm.
- Last week I saw a man riding a horse while talking on a cell phone.
- I’ve seen a number of commercials for the TV show of an animated character that I’ve decided to call “Thomas the Badass Tank.”He’s basically Thomas, but he’s older, speaks Spanish, and looks like he’d break a chair over your head if you looked at him the wrong way. I can’t wait to catch his show.
- On the trip back from Boruca, I paid a man 300 colones (53 cents) and half of my Coke to walk me to a bus stop that I couldn’t find. I thought I got a pretty good deal… I saved 1,200 colones by not taking the taxi and got to find out how to walk to a stop that I’d need to use in the future. Oh, and the stop was three blocks up on the same street.
- All of the volunteers took Latin dance lessons a couple of nights ago. I was awful to the point that students from the summer school we’re running were taking pictures of me. On the bright side, I decided that the “Cotton-Eyed Joe” dance goes well to just about any type of Latin dance, and that I’m better at it than all six million residents of Costa Rica.
- In the states, I got about 5-6 hours of sleep a night, never ate breakfast, and didn’t drink coffee in the morning. Here, I get 10-12 hours of sleep a night, eat breakfast, and drink 3 cups of coffee before lunch. By 11am, I’m usually punching walls just to expend extra energy.
-There’s a reggaeton artist here named Nick-Y. The “Y,” of course, is pronounced like the Spanish word for “and” (i.e., arroz y frijoles). I spend at least twenty minutes a day thinking about how much this bothers me.
- One of the “cultural quirks” that I had been told about (and originally laughed at) was that Ticos never walk around barefoot – even inside – for fear of getting sick. Last night, I was doing some Spanish homework in my bed and needed to get a book out of my backpack. I got up, took a step towards it, realized that I was barefoot, stopped to put on my sandals, took the extra step that it took to get to my backpack, made the two-step journey back to my bed, and took my sandals off. The language part might take a while, but my cultural assimilation has started.
- The kids learned sooo much better when we provided them with words to make fun of people with/their opposites. Recreo usually turned into a verbal war with my sixth graders: "Teacher, you are weak!" "You are weaker!" "No, I am strong!"
- At the post-graduation fiesta, I was making it rain with candy as the kids scattered about and fought each other for it. Easily a top-5 moment in my life.
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