Because hours of free time is a great excuse to bring this 'tradition' back...
I.
At 3:12, I wake
Rejoice! The roosters don’t crow!
Oh, wait… nevermind.
II.
J-Kwon on TV
Home isn’t far away, see?
Just five years ahead.
III.
Mosquito netting:
Like a princess bed, except
It stops bat attacks
IV.
Telenovelas -
I just don’t understand them;
All they do is cry.
